Frequently Asked Questions
Who are the f**k are you?
Who the f**k are you for asking??! We're 3 guys with a vision. Check out the about section for more info.
What is a Pimp & Hoes Party?
A Pimps & Hoes Party is a fancy dress party. The girls dress up as hoes (prostitutes for our non-english friends) and the guys dress up as pimps (a guy who owns the hoes). Check out the example's gallery for some ideas of what to wear. The great thing about this type of party, is everyone is dressed this way, so you can live out your secret fantasies and wear that very short miniskirt (belt) you've hidden in the closet in a safe and fun environment!
I don't have any clothes, where can I get some?
At the moment we don't have anything setup for you guys, but in the future we will have a directory and maybe even a discount with a few fancy dress stores to hire some clothes if needed. For now just search Google or click on one of the ads on the left for fancy dress.
Because the launch party is on David's birthday, am I required to bring a present?
No, but you are required to buy him a drink if you see him on the night!
Can girls dress as pimps and guys dress as hoes?
This seems to be a popular question from the girls and the answer is simple - NO/Maybe! As its my birthday, I'm forbidding any girl from dressing like a man for the launch party - it's just not the way god intended! As for guys dressing up as hoes, even though I don't agree with it, as long as its tastefully done, I could live with it, so it's a maybe. Now no more questions about this girls! I'm beginning to think all my friends are feminist carpet munchers (see below).
I'm a feminist carpet muncher, isn't being a hoe a bit degrading?
NO (and you're type isn't welcome).
I'm a matcho woman beater, as a pimp can I be an arsehole to woman?
NO (and you're type isn't welcome either).
This page is totally useless, where can I get an answer to MY question?
You can contact us on the contact page.