Pimps & Hoes Society

Yo Mamma So Fat...

...she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in the water!

Yo Mamma So Stupid...

...she could trip over a cordless phone!

Yo Mamma So Ugly...

...when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals".

Yo Mamma So Old...

...she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Yo Mamma So Nasty...

...she made speed stick slow down.

Yo Mamma So Poor...

...she can't afford to pay attention!