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Street Trainin'

There's no place better to learn how to be a badass pimp than on the streets where the real action is! See if you can select your path to go dodge your way out of bad events, avoid getting shot and pimp out this town.


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Pimp My Ride Up!

Any good Pimp has to have the wheels to transport his Hoes, and its gotta look Pimpin! So Choose your car and get started now!



Pimp Test - Are you ready to graduate?

What you thinkin fool! You ain't nowhere near ready to graduate! Keep learning and come back later!!

Yo Mamma Jokes

Yo Mamma So Fat...

...she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in the water!

Yo Mamma So Stupid...

...she could trip over a cordless phone!

Yo Mamma So Ugly...

...when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals".

Yo Mamma So Old...

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Pimpin' Quotes

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Hoe Slappin' Practice

If you plan to be a master Pimp, you're gonna need the skills to keep your hoes under control! That means you're gonna have to learn some tough love, the harder you slap, the more you're protecting you hoes from the other badass mofo's out there!





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Pimpology School

"Carry a cane to keep 'em sane... cuz crazy-ass Ho's don't make no dough!"
- Bad Boy Ike
"Pimp-in ain’t easy... so keep your Ho’s sleazy and you know they'll keep your fingers greasy."
- Big Bo$$ Player
A badass pimp Anyone can dress up as a Pimp, but do you really have what it takes to be a REAL Pimp?!

In Pimpology School, we'll give you the training you need to make sure you are a master Pimp by the time you arrive at the party!! With only days to go, you better get learning, cause being a Pimp is a competitive business, and you don't want to lose all your hoes to the master pimps out there! It's only bad for business!!

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